This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
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how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT
im just going to assume that the heart is a lolly not drugs cause this is a really cool photo but i dont like drugs
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I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you.
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